Halloween Plans 2013

THE PLAN:

1. OBTAIN COSTUMES
2. OBTAIN BREATH STRIPS
3. WAIT UNTIL DUSK
4. OBTAIN CANDY
5. OBTAIN MEANS OF TRAVEL TO MY HOUSE
6. DO THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
7. WATCH NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
8. ?????
9. PROFIT

The Aftermath:

New Jersey lays in ruins as the three horsemen wreak havoc in the butts of the innocent. Fire is spreading like wildfire. Houses are looted and robbed as the families sit and watch in horror as their Christmas family portraits are covered in mayonnaise. A lone hero stands on a lone rooftop of a lone house with his lone sidekick Loneboy. They stand and watch as the city burns at their feet. What will they do to combat the 3 horsemen? Who knows. Not me. God only knows. Just kidding. I know. They spring into action with their capes. Loneboy leaps off the rooftop just in the nick of time. Who’s Nick? He lands on a bluuuuuiiirr dealer as he’s selling his poison to the local neighborhood people. Loneboy uses his lonely powers to make the dealer smell really bad and everyone leaves and he’s lonely. Another crisis averted. The HERO still stands on the lone rooftop, actually alone this time. There’s nobody there. Hence the “lone” part. [Camera slowly zooms in] He stands, watching as the city he came to know and love burns before his very eyes, the people he grew up with showing their true colors. Looting, rioting, dancing, the world is on chaos. Will one man be able to save his hometown and everyone else too I guess find out next time on “Billy Mays’ Comedy Extravaganza and Make-up Seminar for the Mentally Handicapped Senior Women of Orange County’s Desperate Housewives.” The End.