Booty Bopper: The fun, family-friendly board game for ages 6+. Involve the whole family in the bopping. Bop your brother, bop your sister! Bop your mom! Bop your dad! Uh-oh, looks like Grandma needs a good bopping!
Rules:
Rule 1. All booties must be bopped
Rule 2. All boppers must bop at least 1 booty
Rule 3. If the other boppers feel that the current bopper did not do a sufficient job bopping their assigned booty, said bopper may be voted to have his/her turn skipped
Rule 4. No cyookumburts
Rule 5. If you refuse to have your booty bopped, you lose a turn as bopper, and must have your booty forcibly bopped by all players
Rule 6. If you perform a "Mega-Boppin' Jumbo-Wumbo Tickley-Pickley Bopper Screech" before bopping the booty, you get one extra bopper-token, redeemable at a Booty Bopper Kiosk near you
Instructions:
Take the "Official Booty Bopper Extreme Wheel 'o' Boppin'" and use the "Turbo-Boppin' Writey Doodler" to write the names of all boppers in the allotted spaces. Only one name per space! (If playing with advanced rules, write 2-7 names in each slot, and choose one person at random to be the boppee, and the rest are to be the boppers.) Each player gets one turn. Choose who goes first by flipping the "Super-Duper Flippy-Dippy Bopper-Chopper Player Choosin' Coin of Destiny." The player who goes first will spin the "Official Booty Bopper Extreme Wheel 'o' Boppin'." The player it lands on will have their booty bopped by said bopper. (If the bopper is physically or emotionally handicapped, they may use the "Easy-Peasy Reachy-Peachy Stick-o-Boppin' For the Hearing Impaired." Once the bopper is satisfied with the bopping, they may pass the "Official Booty Bopper Extreme Wheel 'o' Boppin'" to the next player, to be chosen by the current bopper. All players must have a turn as bopper. Players may not bop again until all players have bopped.
How to win:
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
AT BOOTY BOPPER YEAAAHHHH
TO BOP THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO BOP THEM IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE ROOM
BOPPING FAR AND WIDE
BOPPIN' BOOTIES WITH MY HAND
BOOTY BOPPER YEAAAAAAHHHH
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
IT'S YOU AND ME
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PEE
BOOTY BOP
OH YOU'RE MY BOPPEE
IN A GAME WITH YOU AND ME
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
A BOP SO TRUUUEEEEEE
MY BOPPIN' WILL NOT HURT YOU
YOU BOP ME AND I'LL BOP YOU
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
GOTTA BOP EM AAAAALLLLLL!!!!
EVERY BOOTY ALONG THE WAY
WILL BOPPIN' I WILL FACE
I WILL BOP IT EVERY DAY
TO CLAIM MY BOPPIN' PLACE
BOP WITH ME, THE BOOTY'S RIPE
LIVE THE BOPPIN' DREAM
ARM IN ARM, WE'LL BOP IT RIGHT
LIVE THE BOPPIN' DREAM
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
IT'S YOU AND ME
JUST GET DOWN ON YOUR TWO KNEES
BOOTY BOP
OH YOU'RE MY BOPPEE
IN A GAME WITH YOU AND ME
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
A BOP SO TRUUUEEEEEE
MY BOPPIN' WILL NOT HURT YOU
YOU BOP ME AND I'LL BOP YOU
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
IT'S YOU AND ME
JUST GET DOWN ON YOUR TWO KNEES
BOOTY BOP
OH YOU'RE MY BOPPEE
IN A GAME WITH YOU AND ME
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
A BOP SO TRUUUEEEEEE
MY BOPPIN' WILL NOT HURT YOU
YOU BOP ME AND I'LL BOP YOU
BOOTY BOP (GOTTA BOP EM ALL)
BOOTY BOP!
Tips and Tricks for Boppin' It Right:
Tip 1: Try not to bop too hard, but make sure your bop is audible from at least 20 feet away.
Tip 2: If your booty is feeling tense and tough, try massaging it with the patented "Squeezy-Weezey Floppy-Moppy Mondo-Flondo Booty Massaging Rag"
Tip 3: If your booty bopping experience is sub-par, try spicing it up with some freshly-ground herbs from your garden or local hardware store
Tip 4: If you injure your booty from bopping too extremely, please do not hesitate to call one of our licensed bopping technicians at our toll-free number - 1-800-BOP-HURT
Tip 5: When you play with animals involved, please be sure not to use the
Different Booty Bopper Versions (To order, please call the number provided):
Kosher Booty Bopper - 1-800-JEW-BAHP
Adult Booty Bopper - 1-800-HOT-BOPP
Indian Booty Bopper - 1-800-INDIBOP
Farmer Booty Bopper - 1-800-FARM-BOP
Portable Booty Bopper - 1-800-ROAD-BOP
Booty Bopper 100% Percent Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee:
If you are not 100% satisfaction, please call 1-800-BAD-BOPP to return the game for a 50% refund (buyer pays return shipping). If you are not satisfaction with the 50% money-back guarantee, please call 1-800-NO-GRNTY to speak with one of our licensed Booty Bopper Refund Negotiators. Thank you for your patriots.
